What can I say? We are heavy sleepers. The tinkle of a glass ornament as it drops off the tree, the crackle of a tray of ice cubes, the scraping of soot in the chimbley — these things don’t wake us from our slumber. Our dreams are far too captivating to succumb to such distractions. [...]
It starts with the ridiculously early back-to-school sales. I heard reports of some at the beginning of July this year. Three weeks into summer, for God’s sake! Must have been because of the recession. Retail is freaking out, creating sales/hype for whatever reason they can think of. Halloween sales start on Labor Day. Scary ha [...]
This morning, just after hitting the snooze button, I proceeded to have a dream in which I was staring at a piece of paper that read, “Thank you for returning to sleep, please check all that apply.” What followed was a checklist of several statements, including “I have pressed the snooze button on my alarm [...]
My brain just processed the entire summer in a single dream. I was at my cousin Mike’s “house,” which was huge, and was housing everyone in my extended family. We went body rafting down a river. Head first. And then we got ready for the wedding: my sister Jamie was getting married to a guy [...]
I just woke up from a strange one. I had Osama bin Laden as a guest speaker in one of my classes, and I was getting annoyed because a lot of students were bored and not disguising it. Osama was indeed pretty boring, but there was one interesting conversation: A student: Are you going to [...]
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