Wiscostorm Index (late summer edition)
Number of apple varieties I sampled in July and August: 23
Percentage of those varieties I’ve never tried before: 74
Number of new apples that make my top ten list: 1
Number of new apples with “red” in their name: 4
Number whose flavor reminds me of Lik-a-maid dipsticks:1
Number I wouldn’t buy again: 7
Average number I eat per day now that apple season is underway: 4
Number of apple trees I want to plant in my backyard: 6
Pounds of apples I purchased on Saturday: 8.5
Number of apples I got for free since I talk to the vendors: 4
Dreams I’ve had involving apples in the past week: 0
Dreams I’ve had involving school: 5