15 Aug

Margie Part 2

We saw Margie again today to sign insurance forms and whatnot. Her outfit was even more outrageous. Shoulda brought the camera. She was wearing some sort of neon turquoise, frilly dress — something you might see on a line dancer — and the same white high heels. While she was talking about liability and deductibles and collision, I counted 15 bears in her office.

It was a quick meeting; she told us at about 10:10, “Well, I’d like to make this quick for you guys, get you out of here before my 10:30. I told Phil to stay here cuz this guy just got out of prison. I looked him up and he was convicted on 34 counts. So I wanna get you out of here in case anything happens.”

By the way, I’m temporarily disabling comments cuz the poker biznitches are back. Use the “send us an email” link on the right for any wisecracks.

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